June 10, 2006

Some things of note from Alan C's birthday. 

Sample dialogue:
"This is Alan.  He's celebrating his birthday today."
Drunk girls yell in unison "Happy Birthday," and get all giggly.  

Picture the following scenario:
Pretty Drunk blonde says to Alan, "What are you drinking.  I want to buy you a birthday drink."
Alan replies back with "Captain and Coke."
"That's not a real drink."
What not to do in said situation:  Argue and yell at the pretty girl claiming it is a
 real drink.  If the pretty girl wants to buy you a shot of Patron, what do you do?
  That's right, take the shot of Patron.  Don't start an argument.   

Is there really anymore to say here?  True story.