June 10, 2006 Some things of note from Alan C's birthday. Sample dialogue: "This is Alan. He's celebrating his birthday today." Drunk girls yell in unison "Happy Birthday," and get all giggly. Picture the following scenario: Pretty Drunk blonde says to Alan, "What are you drinking. I want to buy you a birthday drink." Alan replies back with "Captain and Coke." "That's not a real drink." What not to do in said situation: Argue and yell at the pretty girl claiming it is a real drink. If the pretty girl wants to buy you a shot of Patron, what do you do? That's right, take the shot of Patron. Don't start an argument. Is there really anymore to say here? True story.